Plenty of hard feelings, actually.
How do I make it up to you. I’ll give you my Guitar Hero game.
It could’ve been the President of the United States for all I care and I still wouldn’t partake in any form of physical activity. Besides, I think my frozen yogurt was more important.
Really? Because I happen to know if it was Leonardo DiCaprio, you would’ve been sprinting for your life. How would you feel if tomorrow you found out it was actually him you missed out on? All for a stupid cup of yogurt?
Relationship? What relationship? Pretty sure it ended as soon and you cheated on her bro, Karmas a bitch huh?
Pretty sure you know nothing about Kat and I and should mind your own fucking business. Yeah well, don’t think karma doesn’t apply to you as well.
There was some tween star on Hollywood Blvd earlier and never in my life did I think I’d have the capability of saying I’ve been run down by the Ugg boot army.
Why didn’t you run with them? Could’ve been someone important.
Hm, I’m no expert but it seems you know quiet a lot about cheating yourself too, considering you did it as well. Yeah, we’re great, thanks for asking.
You’re right, but at least I don’t go ruining other people’s relationships that I have no business in. But it’s cool. Glad to hear that, you two are great for each other.
Well, damn. Now I just feel hurt.
Nah I’m just playin’, son. I’m sure you’ve never touched a crack pipe.